(December 11, 2011) – As suspicious as we are when it comes to Bravo’s deceitful editing shenanigans, we don’t want to believe the rumors that Chateau Shereé is a farce. After all, it’s one thing to do retakes or to splice a comment from one scene into another, but it is something else entirely to completely fabricate the construction of a house. Yes, we get it that these Bravo Housewives shows fall into the Nielsen “assisted-reality” category. However, to pretend that Shereé is actively building a house that does not […]
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(December 10, 2011) – Rumor has it that this is going to be a jam-packed Bravo Housewives week with two episodes of the Real Housewives of Atlanta . It sounds like the suits at 30 Rock are finally getting it that very few of us have any interest in seeing yet another marathon of the Millionaire Matchmaker. Or maybe the birth of Kim’s son and Shereé child support issues are epically irresistible and therefore deserve a full two-hours for us to grasp all of the significant nuances. We hope so. […]
(November 3, 2011) – Bernice Lapin is a frequent commenter on this blog. At one point we began to notice that she sounded exactly like our older sister, Brigid. The voice in her writing had precisely the same tone as Brigid. And Bernice saw everything about the Housewives as Brigid would. But as far as we knew Brigid hated all the Housewives shows. She’d told us many times that they were simply awful and she could not understand why anyone would watch them.
Well long story short, we googled Bernice’s […]
(October 30, 2011) – We find it strange that Bravo is busy exclaiming on its website, “The Atlanta Housewives are Back! This explosive fourth season is sure to be as gripping and dramatic as ever!”
We’ve had it up to here with explosive drama. In fact our nerves are frazzled at this point and we truly wonder how much more of this kind of “entertainment” we can stomach. We want to have fun! And we are sure that we are not alone. We are sure other viewers would like a […]
(October 29, 2011) – Well, it looks like on Monday, Russell Armstrong is going to make his first appearance in season 2 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Oddly enough, we are more shocked by his suicide today than we were back in August when it happened. And we are not sure why. Perhaps it is because with all of the hoopla about Dana Wilkey’s pricey wardrobe and the squabbling Richards Sisters, we’d nearly forgotten about his tragic choice. And […]
(October 29, 2011) – It’s nothing short of amazing what you discover when strolling around the internet, while trying to cope with insomnia. Last night, or more accurately very early this morning, we stumbled upon a message from none other than Kim Richards of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, who almost never tweets, and as far as we can recall has rarely published a blog post. So imagine our surprise when we found this on our Twitter timeline: […]
(October 27, 2011) – Okay, we didn’t know the actual Kyle Richards back when we were in the hot bed of seriously nasty, middle school, mean girl antics, but we have Kyle’s number.
Back in July when we began to type our thoughts about the Housewives into a blank blog, we promised ourselves we’d never mimic the nastier bloggers who call the ladies of Bravo horrendous names. For one, we’re not naturally mean spirited. And for another, we know how dangerous it is to rage at strangers we meet on […]
(October 26, 2011) – When we were growing up, there was this bully on our block who viciously attacked other kids. Little Kevin flew through his parents’ screen door every summer morning with flying fists as he throttled everyone in his path.
But God forbid anyone raised so much as a finger at Kevin. As soon as we used our hands to protect our face from his violent wrath, his mother came out of nowhere to explain, “Don’t hit Kevin. He’s a hemophiliac; if he bleeds, he could die.”
(October 25, 2011) – When Kyle Richards called into Watch What Happens Live last night, she reminded us of that infamous MTV Video Music Awards moment when a tipsy Kanye West snatched the microphone out of Taylor Swift’s hand as she was about to accept her very first Moonman trophy.
Just as Kanye didn’t care that the ceremony was a momentous occasion for the teenaged singer/songwriter who, against all odds, was about to become the first country music star to ever win a VMA, Kyle didn’t seem to care in […]
(October 25, 2011) – Like the S&M version of Mary Poppins, Lisa Vanderpump strutted onto the stage of last night’s episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to whip Adrienne Maloof into shape with a cooking lesson. And as we watched the Bravo version of Iron Chef, we saw Adrienne fretting to give Chef Dominitrix everything she requests – salt, pepper, herbs! – but nothing is quite good enough for the unforgiving mistress of gastronomy, who criticized Adrienne’s every move.
“I hope she knows her way around the […]